Guy, if you can�t wait until you get to a more appropriate place to consume your porn . . .
Friday February 23, 2007 @ 8:05 p.m. ::
. . . it may be a sign that you have a problem.
Music: Chris Rock�s Porno PSA
Mood: geeky
It would appear that � if you�re a Telus subscriber � you�re no longer allowed to download porn onto your cellular phone.
So let me get this straight. People were downloading porn. Onto their cell phones. Onto those itty bitty screens.*
Dude, if you need to consume your porn while on the run, invest in a video iPod for fuck�s sakes.
* Which may or may not have shit resolution � I�m too lazy to check the specs on every single phone that may be out there. (Insert joke about straining your eyes because of the screen size and the old wives� tale about going blind from masturbating too much here.)
